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terry kegel '03!!!!

Postby The_Lion » Sun May 13, 2007 3:04 pm

how does this guy find the time?

from the alumni magazine: "Terry Kegel writes, 'It gives me great pleasure to announce the birth of my seventh son with Nigerian girlfriend Abiola Olluwatunde. Naming ceremony to be held on Thursday, the 23rd. If anyone is in the Ibadan area, please join us. o daaro.'" (emphasis added)

Terry was a quiet sprinter/soccer player who is apparently very fertile.
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Postby throwermcfat » Sun May 13, 2007 3:08 pm

unless hes had twins, isnt it mathmatically impossible for him to have 7 babies in 4 years since i know for sure he had zero at his graduation

seems like a joke to me(or is that obvious?)

do they verify class notes or can you say anything?
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Postby runnerunner » Mon May 14, 2007 9:56 am

not only that but since he said seventh son, does that mean he has 7 sons? if so does he only have 7 sons, or are there some daughters in the mix, bringing the total child count over 7?
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Postby corn diesel » Mon May 14, 2007 7:14 pm

WOW
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Postby The_Lion » Mon May 14, 2007 9:10 pm

For me, the best part of this is imagining quiet little Terry Kegel as a master of the bedroom. The second-best part, though, is that after at least seven children, they still aren't married.
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Postby mcgarr » Tue May 15, 2007 9:48 pm

haha, nice. clearly quadruplets
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Postby stormin mormon » Wed May 16, 2007 6:53 am

I also believe that this has to be some kind of joke. At the same time, if anyone could pull it off, it would be Terry. He would just be going about his business smiling and quiet as always, whether it was running sick 800's or making lots of sons.
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Re: terry kegel '03!!!!

Postby The_Lion » Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:11 am

"just join us cause, uh, no one's really gonna be free until nerd persecution ends"
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Re: terry kegel '03!!!!

Postby RunniNirvana » Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:56 am

Awesome! I'm bummed it was in Philly this summer and none of us went.
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Re: terry kegel '03!!!!

Postby The_Lion » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:05 am

that's probably because you're a terrible person, jossi.
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Re: terry kegel '03!!!!

Postby goat storage » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:01 am

So how many sons does he have by now? I'd say 10 is a conservative estimate.
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Re: terry kegel '03!!!!

Postby AryanBarbarian » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:08 pm

The_Lion wrote:... my seventh son with Nigerian girlfriend Abiola Olluwatunde...


There are several ways to interpret this.

1) As assumed previously in this thread, he had 7 sons, all with Ms. Olluwatunde.
2) He had 7 sons, but only the 7th one is specifically stated as being with Ms. Olluwatunde.
3) This was his 7th son with Ms. Olluwatunde, and he didn't count his other sons.'

Note that in all cases, there are possibly daughters involved who are unmentioned.
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Re: terry kegel '03!!!!

Postby The_Lion » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:27 pm

i think the only reasonably safe assumption we can make is that he is trying to field his own soccer team - "kegel united". it doesn't help us guess the total number, because we don't know if he wants to play on the team or if he will be the coach. but i think 10 or 11 is a good guess at this point.
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Re: terry kegel '03!!!!

Postby SeaGoat » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:35 pm

I ran in to Terry at a race in Seattle a couple of years ago (or maybe last year--I'm too old for accurate memories now).
Does he live out here?
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